When you’re talking to your cousin on facebook.
And you’re like:
“RARRRRGH! WHY DIDN’T MY MA MAKE ME FLUENT IN PERSIAN AS A CHILD?! NOW I HAVE TO LEARN IT ALL THE HARD WAY!”
And she’s like:
“Yeah, I wish I were fluent in English as a kid.”
…
Touché, cuz.
Touché.
