Not the charlatan's daughter

When you’re talking to your cousin on facebook.

And you’re like:

"RARRRRGH! WHY DIDN’T MY MA MAKE ME FLUENT IN PERSIAN AS A CHILD?! NOW I HAVE TO LEARN IT ALL THE HARD WAY!"

And she’s like:

"Yeah, I wish I were fluent in English as a kid."

Touché, cuz.

Touché.